"Terry, that sky is definitely blue."
"Yes John, that is an incontrovertible statement of fact. It is also somewhat overcast."
"That would suggest it may rain later on, John."
"Although it is not certain, Terry."
"No John, we would not want to give that impression. That would be most unprofessional."
'The Person Who Tells It Like It Really Is' - I mean, really- what kind of a stupid tagline is that?